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Sep 20, 2014 / 9 notes

So I keep trying on the drop crotch sweat pants and in my adventures i have managed to buy two pairs.

But my legs are so thick that they just end up looking like skinny sweat pants even if i go up to every size -_-

Sep 20, 2014 / 22 notes

prayforprada:

when he asks you for nudes

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Sep 20, 2014 / 49 notes

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hermione-ganja:

Most accurate depiction of what going to the Hollywood Bowl is like

so accurate, it hurts

the hollywood bowl is one of my dept.’s facilities and sometimes there are crazy things they want to do and they tell us like days in advance

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Sep 20, 2014 / 21 notes

I picked up my grandma to bring her to the grocery store. Before we leave her block, she points at the construction on sunset and gower and she said, “Oh it’s growing tall so fast” pointing at the rebar sticking out of the concrete podium.

So I tell her, “Lola, that is what I do for work! Before they put everything in the ground I check on paper if it’s okay.”

And she goes, “Haaaaa? I thought you were working in the water”. Then I told her that my promotion was to buildings engineer. And she said, “You don’t go in there [construction site], you sit at the desk right? And then you tell them how [to build] the tall building?” And I say yeah!

And then she cried and said…

"I didn’t know that I will have a grandson like that. When I am lavandera (clothes washer) and your grandapa is mag-uuma (farmer) with 10 children, I never think that my children can become like that. I know he is happy and we are always praying and now you are already a big man!"

Then I showed her all my work selfies and she was happy.

Sep 20, 2014 / 230 notes

orkeith:

basically

Sep 20, 2014 / 18,856 notes

dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

image

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One of my friends from high school is coming down from fresno and i thought it would be a good idea to get a lot of balloons but they were kinda expensive so i was like okay DIY. And I don’t remember what i was planning on doing with them cuz i pre-gamed before i blew them up and now i don’t remember how it was gonna work. Or if the coconut was for me or for him… i bet its for me tho and i’m gonna eat it now
Sep 19, 2014 / 24 notes

One of my friends from high school is coming down from fresno and i thought it would be a good idea to get a lot of balloons but they were kinda expensive so i was like okay DIY. And I don’t remember what i was planning on doing with them cuz i pre-gamed before i blew them up and now i don’t remember how it was gonna work. Or if the coconut was for me or for him… i bet its for me tho and i’m gonna eat it now

Sep 19, 2014 / 11,291 notes

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popculturediedin2009:

Gossip Girl 1x01 - September 19, 2007 (7 years ago)

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Sep 19, 2014 / 39,376 notes

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hfml:

me, obvs
Sep 19, 2014 / 238 notes

hfml:

me, obvs

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