Hacked by a blind woodsman

Say something to me and push enter... you'll be automatically famous.   Say something to me and push enter... you'll be automatically famous.   I'm Mike. I'm a Civil Engineering major and antediluvian with a penchant for things that look nice. Welcome to my world where things like sleep, pulchritude, and simplicity are all critical.

Expect:
Hipster-tudes. Homemade crap Food Design Cliches

And yes, my dance inspiration comes from the Peanuts gang.

Watching Anderson Cooper interview Dolly Parton is as unsettling as watching a suspect being interviewed by an officer who’s wearing the victims skin.

— 1 month ago